Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 27, 2020

Roscoe says, okay then, either change my bedding or give me a nightshirt!

And a nightshirt will keep the fleas from escaping.

Isn’t there a punch line coming?

Ooohhh…that was a joke…

My bad.

Needs a rim shot or something.

What is this nightshirt that you speak of?

Oy

However, Roscoe’s bedding and his nightshirt always have to be changed… ☣️ ☺

Knowing important stuff like nightshirts and sheets makes Roscoe the envy of all the other dogs on Ballard St..

The same principle can be extended to underwear: Wear ’em one way for two weeks, turn ’em in-side-out and wear ’em for two more weeks!

Same goes for underwear.

It’s even nicer when you have fresh clean sheets and no shirt.

But you’d have to be wearing socks and a pillow slip over your head, too.

No chance… I sleep raw…. no, you don’t want to see, but I’m way more comfortable.

I wonder how long he has been doing this? Maybe I had better not know.