Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 15, 2019

“His ears don’t stick out that far.”

Too big?

The sculptor could have made him look better with some lithosuction.

Doesn’t look any worse than what the wide angle lenses on cellphones do to you!

What big hands.

Obviously, the sculptor started from the bottom and worked toward the top. By the time he got to the head, he’d run out of marble.

Looks like something out of Beatlejuice.

The pinhead has big hands?

Looks like a tick in a business suit.

Too late now! Start chipping away at the, a-hem, massive body….OY!

I know! I know! The mouth isn’t open…

I can’t better Grog.

It looks just like him. That’s why it’s all wrong.

It looks like a Spiderman villain.

Swap out is left hand for the head.

If you need something bigger; swap out the left hand for the head.