Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 15, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Take him to meet Sandy, Superman. She sells seashells by the seashore.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Oh, that’s just thuper.

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    Zev   over 4 years ago

    It’th not a bird or a plane, it’s Thuperman!

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    westcarleton  over 4 years ago

    Not exactly an “S”.. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_logo

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    Crowmeus  over 4 years ago

    For those who don’t read Superman comics, he and Lois do have a son. Jonathan Samuel “Jon” Kent, named for both of his Earthly grandfathers. (Sorry, Jor-El. Throwing in your name might have raised a few eyebrows.) Jon is the current Superboy. Though he’s a bit older than that.

    https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Jonathan_Samuel_Kent_(Prime_Earth)

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    Ontman  over 4 years ago

    I had many lessons in the sixties hanging out with ‘Sammy Snake’.

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    PO' DAWG  over 4 years ago

    What if you had buck teeth and a lisp?

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    Space & Kitten  over 4 years ago

    I have always wondered,How did Superman’s Earth Parents make his Cape,etc. out of His original Blankets He was wrapped in on Arrival to Earth? OK, It’s a fabric and you can sew it with a needle. But if it is “Indestructible” How Did They Cut It Into All The Pieces Required to Make The Cape,Suit,etc.? Plus it did not look like enough Blanket Fabric to Make All that would be needed. Just Curious,I Know it’s just a Fiction Comic and anything is possible. I even Wondered This as a Kid.

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    namelocdet  over 4 years ago

    If Superman were German, would he be called Überman?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Incidentally, my 18-month-old nephew started calling me “Sheep.”

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    rgcviper  over 4 years ago

    On a related note, this one reminds me of a saying I saw somewhere online …

    Why does an unwritten rule of being a superhero seem to be that you must wear your underwear OUTSIDE your pants?

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    Charlie Tuba  over 4 years ago

    When I was little I would say “amimals”.

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    KarenLaRae Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The child was there with their father. The speech therapist is there to let the child know it is a common problem, the child is not stupid, and they will work together to learn how to say it right. If that is a doctor rather than the speech therapist, she is saying the right thing while the child is there — then she should refer the father to a speech therapist and give him the data you provided.

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