Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 16, 2019

Lio, you’re overqualified to work there!

ain’t gonna happen, Lio, asking the government like that

No Area 51 for you ,Lio.

You can do better than that anyway, Lio.

If you think the shopkeeper is angry, wait ‘til your friends from Friday’s strip find out.

Plan B: you could just show that Fly video you recorded in yesterday’s strip.

Nice try, Lio….but no!

I love that Lio’s town can have all these odd brick-and-mortar stores.

Just borrow the Pug.

The last thing I would do is dissect the corpse of a species that has mastered space travel. It might annoy them so much that they drop big rocks on us from orbit.

I now present to you the vivisection of E. T.!

You’ll have to do your own Alien Autopsy, Lio! These pros are not sympathetic to your come-on story….