Clay Jones for August 30, 2019

Trump is the “Chosen One”

Chosen by Putin.

Jim Jones was saner.

I do have some “choice” words for the rounds thing on the left.

KooK-ade, kooK-ade, they’re all bribed with KooK- ade

More like he is the Orange One. Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar.

Who knew that there was “Snake-Oil Flavored Orange Kool-Ade”????

So very true.. chosen by hostile governments and maintained by greed

We will all go together when we go – ain’t it grand?

Sorry for posting this here, since I already posted it on three other toons, but I couldn’t resist:

Trump is the very model of a treason-loving idiot

And hopefully by now the voters all have had their fill of it

His tweets, his rants, his ethnic slurs, and other such inanities

Delusions by the truckload? Only part of his insanities

His constant licking of the boots of Putin (Dear ol’ Vladimir)

His access to our nukes is quite the thing that we all chiefly fear

A cross between a weasel and the darkest Dark Lord of the Sith

Solution? Let’s enact that famed Amendment—right, the 25th!

I think Kool-Aid Man has been beveragenapped and forced to be served at every Trump rally. A sugar high combined with the lunacy of Trump explains a lot.

Magagots love their brainwash, they don’t have to think.

When Moses walked up the mountain to speak with god the people built a false god and worshiped it. Gold plated maya. So who went up the mountain in 2016? (i know it’s loony but i’m 70 years old, i’ve earned my looniness.) Be brave.

Does anyone happen to know the flavor of the Kool-Aid served at Jonestown? It wouldn’t by any chance be Orange-flavored would it?

So much orange, so little brains…

I swear, “Flavor-aid” is the Rodney Dangerfield of powdered drinks! It was Flavor-aid (mostly) that Jim Jones spiked with cyanide in Guyana – not kool-aid – but does anybody reference Flavor-aid when referring to idiots, imbeciles and morons blindly following a idiotic leader in an attempt to qualify for a place in the running for the annual “Darwin Awards”? Nooooo – it’s always kool-aid that gets the tip of the hat.

Drink deep, and descend . . .

Trump is the “chosen one” of the Trumorons.

The Chosen One.

But chosen by whom, and for what?

Col. Kurtz: “The horror … the horror.”

When someone first told me about the “Chosen One” garbage, I thought he was joking.

Speaking of horror Trump and his people have ended an extension on seriously ill immigrants who if deported will die which means they are being consciously murdered by the Trump Administration.

I really really don’t want to think about how the TrumpAde is harvested.