A rope walks into a bar, but the barkeep throws him out, saying “We don’t serve your kind in here!” Rope walks into a nearby alley, loops around himself twice, and rubs vigorously up against the brick wall, then goes back into the bar. “Hey!”, says the bartender, “aren’t you the rope that I just threw out of here?” “No, I’m a frayed knot!”
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
… but my biggest trick with women is the slip knot
The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago
That Frank, always going for the knotty girls!
boydjb47 over 4 years ago
Oh the innuendo.
ksu71 over 4 years ago
Maybe they can be half-hitched.
DJJG over 4 years ago
That’s worth a chuckle . .
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
This is why lonely sailors spend so much time on marlinspike.
Earnestly Frank over 4 years ago
Which reminds me – if a wedding goes off without a hitch, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
InTraining over 4 years ago
apparently Frank misunderstands the term "Tying the Knott…?
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
A bit early for Talk like a Pirate Day. I hope Thaves has an even better (or worse) one prepared for then.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
A rope walks into a bar, but the barkeep throws him out, saying “We don’t serve your kind in here!” Rope walks into a nearby alley, loops around himself twice, and rubs vigorously up against the brick wall, then goes back into the bar. “Hey!”, says the bartender, “aren’t you the rope that I just threw out of here?” “No, I’m a frayed knot!”
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
Shiver me timber-hitch…
Canoe-full over 4 years ago
I taught my Cub Scouts how to tie the hand-cuff knot. One mom in particular went home with a piece of rope and a twinkle in her eye!
Jim Kerner over 4 years ago
It’s knot unusual to be in love with anyone. Tom Jones
tinstar over 4 years ago
It looks as though he’s just about at the end of his rope.