Eek! by Scott Nickel for August 12, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    Of course, you can say that you are an expert in electronics and laser technician.

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    germanvisitor  over 4 years ago

    “We have no need for that. But can you built a good death ray?”

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sorry, but we tested your death ray, and it is merely amoral.

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    TheWildSow  over 4 years ago

    Death ray, fiddlesticks! Why, it doesn’t even slow them up.

    Charles Addams, 1953

    http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Rash/misc/addams.htm

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    gammaguy  over 4 years ago

    Does it count? You tell me.

    Did you build in a calculator? You know that to be acceptable these days, every “product” has to be multi-functional.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    Did you get rid of the cord and funny 3 phase plug? Does it have lithium batteries that you can recharge from a car charging stand?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 4 years ago

    “I’m not sure of the relevance to the position of ‘Mail Room Intern.’

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    Bill The Nuke  over 4 years ago

    If you’re interviewing for White House Press Secretary, yes.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    Dr Tesla may have built the first Death Ray. The question is did he test it in 1908?

    The Tunguska event was a large explosion that occurred near the Podkamennaya Tunguska River in Yeniseysk Governorate (now Krasnoyarsk Krai), Russia, on the morning of 30 June 1908 (NS).12 The explosion over the sparsely populated Eastern Siberian Taiga flattened 2,000 square kilometres (770 square miles) of forest, and caused at least three human casualties.3 The explosion is generally attributed to the air burst of a meteoroid. It is classified as an impact event, even though no impact crater has been found; the object is thought to have disintegrated at an altitude of 5 to 10 kilometres (3 to 6 miles) rather than to have hit the surface of the Earth.4Wikipedia

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    Sisyphos  over 4 years ago

    Show me! Demonstrate it on those guys out there, beyond the Fourth Wall!

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