Lady on a crowded elevator suddenly shouts, “I’ve been geesed!” Another rider says, “I believe the correct word is goosed.” She replies, “Don’t you think I can count?”
True story. One year as the holidays were approaching my mother turned to my father and told him that just once, she’d like a nice hot goose for Christmas. My father got up and started towards the kitchen. When my mother asked where he was going, he replied, “to put my finger in the oven”.
ccomebacktour over 4 years ago
That, “QUACKS me up !”
Stocky One over 4 years ago
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
How about them Moose Goosers,
Ain’t they recluse?
Up in them boondocks,
Goosin’ them moose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApvLjTjYls0
donwalter over 4 years ago
Quack softly, and carry a big stick…
KEA over 4 years ago
There’s more than a few Canada geese around here I’d like to take a bat to.
redstart over 4 years ago
My heart goes where the wild goose goes . . . Canada eh!
jhroos over 4 years ago
Lady on a crowded elevator suddenly shouts, “I’ve been geesed!” Another rider says, “I believe the correct word is goosed.” She replies, “Don’t you think I can count?”
joeatwork212 over 4 years ago
You know he’s a Canadian Canada Goose. He ends every sentence with “, eh?”.
robolt over 4 years ago
Honker bonker
streetbeater over 4 years ago
“It’s OK if you’re a celebrity. They let you do it.”
Lablubber over 4 years ago
True story. One year as the holidays were approaching my mother turned to my father and told him that just once, she’d like a nice hot goose for Christmas. My father got up and started towards the kitchen. When my mother asked where he was going, he replied, “to put my finger in the oven”.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago
You don’t mess around with Canada Geese. They’ve been known to bring down planes.
ekke over 4 years ago
Shouldn’t that be a hockey stick?
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Somebody forgot to duck.
humorist54 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Part of the #HONKTOO movement