F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 16, 2019

This country would be better off if we pledged a little more allegiance to the Constitution and spent a little less time worrying about the flag. (Idol worship)

Yes they still do! If they don’t, why are they here?

A new generation needs new traditions.

Nobody should be required to take a loyalty oath.

LOL those kids are getting into it, though

I hear that the Flagarena is all the rage.

. . . Or kneeling.

no jazz hands?

I stopped participating in the pledge when “under god” was added. It is my constitutional right to enjoy freedom FROM religion.

At this point, kids, I’d tell her to take her pledge “requirement” and stick it up her Nazi rectum.

https://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/redskeltonpledgeofallegiance.htm

I’m glad she explained what the kids were doing. I thought they were “armpit farting”.