Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 14, 2019

“Admit it – this is the plot putting you on Easy Street, right?”

Is this in Oz?

Don’t give me that, I’m a tract house. We all have footprints like that.

He looks like he has two stories…which one is the truth?

1. At least it wasn’t his carbon footprint!

AND

2. His only hope is if he comes from one of those overly-developed areas where all the houses are built exactly the same!

Uh oh. Residential creatures from outer space!

The little house is going to the big house

He doesn’t have a good foundation for his story.

this is an open and shut the door case!

It’s tornado season. He’s a flight risk!

Best comments ever on this one!

His defense: if the blueprint doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

There are eight million stories in the naked city.

Shouldn’t that be “house print?”

This round of questioning is on the house.

That wasn’t really his footprint. It was a carbon copy.

It’s a plot I tell ya.

This is just the beginning. They have a lot of evidence.

You are all too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)