Herman by Jim Unger for August 15, 2019

They’re trying to locate the ones that had the salmon.

Hey, you are going to need more than one ambulance.

Stand up . . . while you can.

That’s a thump on the head!

It’s not what you think. He and his table were told they had gotten the last of the pork chops, only to be told they were out of luck. They object to the turn of events.

How much do you tip an ambulance driver?

What schemes some guys will go through to get a table.

I’m glad I ate the fish…

Looking for a pig in a poke? Oink

Are you making a trichinosis diagnosis?

And the mortician standing behind him said, “And for those of you who ate the chicken, I have some good news and some bad news.”

Not sure what is going on here…..

Why is he holding a shotgun?

“This does not bode well.”

THUNK

(sound of first body hitting the floor)

Assuming you still can …