“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius!” —Sid Caesar (1922-2014) American comedian
After a spider let down beside me the town wanted to hire me as an early-warning device, but decided that the arachnid lovers wouldn’t approve the upshot of such a hire.
B UTTONS almost 5 years ago
The guy on the left invented politics.
Break what works to reinvent the wheel, then invent a catchy slogan to raise taxes for government’s irresponsible policies.
hans Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Politicians! The scourge of mankind..
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius!” —Sid Caesar (1922-2014) American comedian
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Now, you just need to invent the axel.
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
and Johnny Hart invented the stick thru the middle of the wheel!
The Brooklyn Accent almost 5 years ago
These things go in cycles.
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
The guy of the left specializes in accident insurance – he guarantees you’ll have one.
Original: where there’s a will there’s a way.Corollary:where there’s a way, somebody will
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
Yeah, except in the places where you can’t get there from here. . .
InTraining almost 5 years ago
The world wheel never be the same…!
chris_weaver almost 5 years ago
Now I gotta have one!
Herb L 1954 almost 5 years ago
Cheese shop.Where there is a wheel,there is a whey ;)
Jim Kerner almost 5 years ago
Wheely.
dogday Premium Member almost 5 years ago
After a spider let down beside me the town wanted to hire me as an early-warning device, but decided that the arachnid lovers wouldn’t approve the upshot of such a hire.
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
you’re wheely stretching it