Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 07, 2019

“An asteroid has already hit Earth! We’re screwed!” “How screwed?”

Time to form a committee to begin research into funding a think tank to look into the hypothetical possibility of considering developing a series of alternative responses—-but don’t hold them to it.

ITGood answer! When I go, I take everything!

“An asteroid is headed for Earth!”

“I’ll call a meteor!”

We are, of course, doomed.

I think this comic might be even funnier if it just consisted of panels one, two, and six. Observe:

Agent X: “Brewster, an asteroid is heading for Earth! We need a plan!”

Brewster: “I’ll call a meeting!”

Agent X: “Just don’t get distracted!”

LATER

Agent X: “What have you decided?”

Brewster: “A cheetah would need a license to drive a car.”

How big? Bigger than Brewster’s brain, that’s for sure!

Who’s on first?

Is it bigger than a breadbox? Why is it called a breadbox when all of the bread is in plastic bags in the refrigerator? Are refrigerators the new breadbox? Is it bigger than a refrigerator?

I wish the meetings I attend were this productive.

LOL This is exactly, how the US Congress deals with a pending disaster.

This is the way the world ends.

This is the way the world ends.

Not with a bang. Not with a whimper.

But with a committee meeting.

(Actually, the speed, mass and ETA are important considerations related to diversion.)

Brewster be trippin.

How about a coffee break?

Bigger than a cheetah driving a race car.

Is it bigger than a bus? Would a bus make less damage than the asteroid? Can we use a bus to stop the asteroid? Who wants pizza?

Cliff is a Hazard they never planned for.