Harder to feel put out by a petty teenager when you can’t say “I worked my fingers to the bone making this meal for you. You’re going to eat it, and you’re going to be thankful for it whether you like it or not.” Not when dinner falls dead at your feet.
Ida No over 4 years ago
Harder to feel put out by a petty teenager when you can’t say “I worked my fingers to the bone making this meal for you. You’re going to eat it, and you’re going to be thankful for it whether you like it or not.” Not when dinner falls dead at your feet.
katina.cooper over 4 years ago
A vegan vulture. Oh no.
Ontman over 4 years ago
That way he doesn’t have to fight for food.
J Quest over 4 years ago
Carrion, my wayward son…
prrdh over 4 years ago
I won’t eat roadkill!
I don’t eat roadkill!
Eating roadkill is wrong!
(Apologies to Swann & Flanders)
Gerard:D over 4 years ago
Vegans are so angry.
NaturLvr over 4 years ago
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!
danshen over 4 years ago
I think the rotting flesh will, in fact, eat itself. That’s how rotting works, right? Well, not technically, but you know what I mean….
Zev over 4 years ago
Carrion, Timmy!
Widdershins over 4 years ago
Where’s Lassie when you need her?
Bacən about 4 years ago
Fine, fine, just carrion… don’t mind me.