Hi! My name's Joshua Barkman and I make "False Knees."

If you would like to see more comics about birds or leave some other comments, bird-related or otherwise, please direct your eager fingers to bark@falseknees.com.

"False Knees" is a fledgling undertaking examining and dissecting long-standing, ongoing understandings of proselytizing storytelling.

"False Knees" was birthed in a little mom-and-pop newspaper called The Link and has lived in its basement ever since, surviving off of scraps of encouragement and mixed metaphors.

The idea is that I post an update every Tuesday. When that doesn't happen and you're looking for a good substitute, I suggest you just imagine what one sad animal would say to another. Comic magic!