Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 18, 2019

What about dragons, who like us crispy and with catsup?

Pickled Pete, this is on the house, life at BERRY’S DEN….throw some huckleberries on the menu too….

Of course Frida eats her salad human when dressing is on and radishes….

At least the sharks get salt for seasoning.

And, maybe, we get the dubious revenge of sticking in their teeth like salt water taffy.

Well, at least temporarily, until they floss or get new teeth, whichever comes first.

Tell Frida to get an e.

Lovely Frida, Eater Maid! Where would we be without her?

And that’s the origin of béarnaise, invented by bears because of their drab and palette-less lives.

Would you like Frida fries with that?

I don’t buy it.

With as muck junk food as most of us eat, any wild animal that ate a human would probably die of toxic shock.

… Mommy Shark Condom Mints…

…if one doesn’t get the taste out of your mouth nothing will…

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… are you crazy? With all the preservatives and junk we digest we should be chalk full of flavor…

… yeah, but I don’t see Frida feeling sorry for the bears that eat beaver…

Active predation, the best condiment of all.

… just don’t put catsup on a person from Chicago…

… hogs are a big eater of mankind…

… we’ll get even with them somehow…

…McKale’s navy beans are a good side dish sharks hankering for a human bean…

I have one question, make that two … what does Frida eat, and, if so, does SHE use condiments?? … btw, she does appear to be evacuating a cartoonish human ….

Alligators and vultures like us slightly gamey, in a lightly decomposed style.

So, that’s like a marinade, right?

Okay… I was going to make a comment earlier, then talked myself out of it, but now Howard’s My Hero has me thinking about it again.

I was wondering if maybe, just maybe, Frida was messing with Mr. Man Hands, psyching him out a bit by reminding him that she is an animal, after all, and possibly descended from the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

And then I realized that someone here would be obliged to remind me that Frida is not an autonomous being, but rather a cute and cuddly puppet.

…Or is she…?

I think I’m plenty tasty even without condiments. Bite me!

Strawberries and whip cream is an old standby for the real meal.

Be It So

I didn’t want to say this yesterday, but ketchup is evil!

Besides, it is Forbidden in Chicagoland-style hotdogs….