Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 14, 2019

I’ve theorized beforehand that the strip will end with Marigold transforming Phoebe into a unicorn so she can get with Ferny. (Hence her giving Phoebe a unicorn tail in one strip, and a unicorn muzzle in another.)

I wonder if Mari giving Phoebe a unicorn name is more foreshadowing for the finale.

I wonder what will be Dakota’s honorary unicorn name be? Obnoxious Redmane?

I think I found the Unicorn Name Generator that Dana used to name Marigold. Under it, Phoebe would be Buttercup Lovely Head.

I wonder where that name has been spotted before?! :D

Max should get a name too. How about “Fanboy Yellowmane”?

At least it’s better than Walking Eagle.

(imagines “Speckles” and “Spider” being used as nicknames for the character named Phoebe)

Well, Freckles and Fingers sounds like a couple of wiseguys.

My poor memory. I never remember Phoebe getting a snout or tail. : (

Considering the naming schemes for all unicorns and how they tend to be semi-literal (Ferny and family excluded), Phoebe really shouldn’t be surprised.

It behooves Marigold to call Phoebe Spiderhooves. If I like to clean spiders and webs with a vacuum, can I be called SpiderHoovers?

I love the name “Speckleface Spiderhooves” and would be proud to use such a moniker.

I still remember this strip, when it was named “Heavenly Nostrils.” Heavenly Nostrils was then Marigold’s surname. So, I look forward to accepting “Phoebe Speckleface Spiderhooves” as her proper Unicorn name.

The unicorn name generator is a bust. I’d never get such a good name as Speckleface Spiderhooves. The names are too cutesy fartsy. I do have white hair so maybe Whitemane Spiderhooves sounds okay to me.

wait, which episode had the tail? It keeps being referenced but I can’t find it.

I want to be a unicorn…or at least a pony…or any other animal besides human given the current state of things.