Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 12, 2019

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Sure it is… until a bee manages to sneak in and can’t get back out.

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    Tog  almost 5 years ago

    I think Daffy Duck is inside that tin can.

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    Cloudchaser  almost 5 years ago

    Swallow a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar in the morning before going to work and the gnats will stay away. Mixing it into a glass of orange juice makes it easier to consume

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    x_Tech  almost 5 years ago

    And… Here come the Fire Ants!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    One always gets in and then how do you scratch?

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Sir, you’re starting to smell like an overcooked chicken

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If the horse flies get any worse around here, I’m going to need a suit of armor just to walk the dog!

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    O-k either he has a long nose or he is an anthropomorphic bird

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    Bruce1253  almost 5 years ago

    I used to live in the south, still do in a way, but its much nicer here in San Diego, no bugs. The only pesky things are the tourists. They arrest you here if you use a fly swatter on them.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    What about yellow jackets? I got stung a couple of time in the back of my neck Monday evening and had a bad reaction that still isn’t over.

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    1967Falcon  almost 5 years ago

    The mosquitoes here are Honey Badgers – they don’t care what you do or wear.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 5 years ago

    Besides, hook up a little thermoelectric cooler and you’re all set.

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    pcmcdonald  almost 5 years ago

    Wow, he must have a bigger beak than Rodney.

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    scaeva Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ever worn real armor on a hot day? That buzzing in your helmet isn’t your head …

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 5 years ago

    Wild gnats can be bothersome.

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