Monty by Jim Meddick for May 20, 2019

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    I bet a number of staff members pee in the Perrier tank after finding out about this.

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    I predict a staff rebellion if the apocalypse arrives.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I predict a Fremen rebellion.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    We must maintain an air of civilization, you know, Jarvis.

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    FassEddie  almost 5 years ago

    I suspect that the billionaire would be easy to take out. Fast twist of the neck and free Perrier.

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    contralto2b  almost 5 years ago

    We plan on installing a large Burkee Filter system when we build our new home – since it will be in West Virginia – which is not noted for the quality of their water.

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    GreggW Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    At what point do the staff kill the family members? I won’t say “murder” because it would be justifiable homicide.

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    What no Stillsuits?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYhQWb9Ry1k

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Way to plan ahead. Sparkling water would definitely be on my bunker list. (I’m assuming with lime?)

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    yangeldf  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t care how big that tanker truck is, it’ll be empty within months and then they’ll have to deal with the staff’s smug ribbings every time they get a drink. “How does my sweat and urine taste master?”

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    ron  almost 5 years ago

    The reality that we ALL drink recycled sewage, including Perrier water. Fortunately, nature does a good job of recycling – if we humans haven’t screwed up the system.

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    poopsypoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    OMG, you just know the water wasn’t filtered…you just KNOW!!! After it is Monty, the strip!

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    If they are serious they will hire people who know.

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