He caught himself about to tell the truth, and sprained his tongue.
He found that he had a humerus. Both a left and a right humerus. And he couldn’t figure out what to say about that. Much to the amusement of comedians everywhere.
Hurt his arm patting himself on the back?
Grafter’s wrist. Caused by the twisting motion involved in taking money under the table. It’s a repetitive stress injury.
Went in for hemerrhoid surgery and is waiting for the scar on his forehead to heal.
Glass navel replacement surgery.
Thought maybe it would be Tweeter’s Thumb. . .
That and hurt his back during reelection trying to fulfill all of his promises made last pre-election.
If my memory serves me right, and I had to go way, way back for this, but is that an actual official press briefing? What dinosaurs!
He tripped over his own hubris and bent his beak, causing him to talk sideways.
Rick McKee
oldpine52 almost 5 years ago
He caught himself about to tell the truth, and sprained his tongue.
littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He found that he had a humerus. Both a left and a right humerus. And he couldn’t figure out what to say about that. Much to the amusement of comedians everywhere.
jbrobo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Hurt his arm patting himself on the back?
rugeirn almost 5 years ago
Grafter’s wrist. Caused by the twisting motion involved in taking money under the table. It’s a repetitive stress injury.
Display almost 5 years ago
Went in for hemerrhoid surgery and is waiting for the scar on his forehead to heal.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
Glass navel replacement surgery.
1953Baby almost 5 years ago
Thought maybe it would be Tweeter’s Thumb. . .
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
That and hurt his back during reelection trying to fulfill all of his promises made last pre-election.
mikey44 almost 5 years ago
If my memory serves me right, and I had to go way, way back for this, but is that an actual official press briefing? What dinosaurs!
wiatr almost 5 years ago
He tripped over his own hubris and bent his beak, causing him to talk sideways.