“Un…, I thought I was in a Sporting Goods Store, See? I was looking for a sling shot, and lo and behold! I found this stylish looking “Double Barreled, High Capacity Sling Shot,” capable of firing two large boulder sized rocks! Neat, Huh?” – Frank
“I felt like we’ve had problems lately and I wanted to buy you a gift to make up for it.”
Tell her it’s an eye patch for your pirate costume!
Timing is everything…
such a helpful sales associate. must remember to give her a big tip.
Would it be safe to assume that a salesperson like that is a manhater?
Oh, i fear another crying jag is coming on. Frank’s a dolt!
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Un…, I thought I was in a Sporting Goods Store, See? I was looking for a sling shot, and lo and behold! I found this stylish looking “Double Barreled, High Capacity Sling Shot,” capable of firing two large boulder sized rocks! Neat, Huh?” – Frank
Meg: All Seriousness Aside almost 5 years ago
“I felt like we’ve had problems lately and I wanted to buy you a gift to make up for it.”
Not that hard.FassEddie almost 5 years ago
Tell her it’s an eye patch for your pirate costume!
gantech almost 5 years ago
Timing is everything…
theincrediblebulk almost 5 years ago
such a helpful sales associate. must remember to give her a big tip.
oldsmkysyvr almost 5 years ago
Would it be safe to assume that a salesperson like that is a manhater?
gileshead almost 5 years ago
Oh, i fear another crying jag is coming on. Frank’s a dolt!