Monty by Jim Meddick for June 02, 2019

  1. F72798fc 23b3 4446 ba71 c86071cde6f1
    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I thought Pilsner was objecting to chicken nuggets.

     •  Reply
  2. Jcimg
    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    Moondog, happens to us all, you attend the cinema and you want to be like the hero of the movie, your parrot sees a documentary about eagles and he wants to feel like an eagle.

     •  Reply
  3. Rudy says hello
    Lucy Rudy  almost 5 years ago

    I had a parrot (avatar) who grabbed food from me and ran away! He was clipped so he could only run. Now I have a cockatiel who grabs things on my plate and throws them off the table.

     •  Reply
  4. Avatar3
    brain Les  almost 5 years ago

    Moondog wears a bib??good grief, where is this heading??

     •  Reply
  5. Fasseddie
    FassEddie  almost 5 years ago

    The fish stick is near Pilsner’s lift limit!

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    dukedoug  almost 5 years ago

    Talon it like it is.

     •  Reply
  7. Mikes face  thanks peet
    Back to Big Mike  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t think you can buy those orange rectangular blocks of deliciousness that were found in the school lunches of my day. Don’t forget the watery “catsup” packets…ah, memories.

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    jonesbeltone  almost 5 years ago

    I thought Moondog only ate over the sink.

     •  Reply
  9. Missing large
    Mayor Snorkum  almost 5 years ago

    There’s a cage (I know because I’ve seen it), and the cage has a door.

     •  Reply
  10. Doug avatar
    dtdbiz  almost 5 years ago

    Fish sticks. Definitely a single-guy meal.

     •  Reply
  11. Missing large
    yangeldf  almost 5 years ago

    for a second I thought the joke was going to be that he accidentally used white glue as a condiment.

     •  Reply
  12. 111 tiny
    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Thank you Pilsner! Good Bird! Nom, nom, nom, nom. burp. :)

     •  Reply
  13. Get smart shoe phone
    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    the only way to “enjoy” fish sticks is to dump them in the composter…

     •  Reply
  14. Img 1610
    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I think the parrot is actually doing him a big favor.

     •  Reply
  15. Thinker
    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Your own fault for giving Pilsner ideas and role-models, Moonie. Still, it kinda is a shame that a guy can’t sit down to some fish sticks (of all things!) in his own apartment without being harassed by wannabe Bald Eagles!

     •  Reply
  16. Missing large
    fluttering2  almost 5 years ago

    Our parrot ’s favorite food is chicken bones, and she also eats turkey drumsticks- bigger than she is almost! Too funny. Need to send pics to Jim Meddick before next Thanksgiving- anybody know how?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Monty