I am not, nor have I ever been, and after seven decades and counting, I am likely to never be a morning person. So Earl, your predicament is embarrassingly familiar. I never begin my morning ablutions until after a pot of coffee and my eyes are semi-functional.
He looks worse than Crankshaft and Jermey’s dad in Zits without his shirt. And let me say this- looking at this first thing in the morning makes it on one’s retina ALL day-not a good thing.
Reminds me of the 60s-era joke about the campus radical who was having a really bad day – he sprayed paint under his arms & then tried to deface a building with a can of Right Guard.
Reminds me of the time on a field trip to the “big city” when we high school boys had a very late night out on the town. Early in the morning we were getting ourselves ready for the day’s FFA (Future Farmers of America) activities, when my pal accidentally put Brylcreem (hair dressing) on his toothbrush……
My doctor claimed another patient, an older woman, came to him complaining that she couldn’t hear out of one ear. He dug around, pulled something out of her ear, and said, “Ma’am, you had a suppository in your ear.” “Really? Where the heck is my hearing aid?”
enigmamz almost 5 years ago
Well, he was going to take a shower anyway, right?
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
it sure is no fun being half-awake and half-asleep
Otto Knowbetter almost 5 years ago
I got tube of stick deodorant. The instructions said “Push up bottom.” It hurt like heck, but my farts are minty fresh.
stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Otto, u made me lol!
iggyman almost 5 years ago
At least he did not get the Preparation H mixed up with his toothpaste!
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Earl go back to bed and start the day again !
Less Monday... More Friday almost 5 years ago
Place the glasses in front of the eyes!!!
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
going by the order of things, it looks like it was the toothpaste…just hope doesn’t Earl doesn’t use his toothbrush for his underarms!
BearsDown Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Perhaps the stain-fighting toothpaste will come in handy after all…
ANIMAL almost 5 years ago
NASTY
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
In today’s world, you can NOT take things so literally! Dear lord!
Tentoes almost 5 years ago
hehe — Glad somebody is having a worse time than I am this morning.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
I haven’t had a morning that bad … but I’ve been close.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Deodorant comes in squeeze tubes now?
Bookworm almost 5 years ago
I am not, nor have I ever been, and after seven decades and counting, I am likely to never be a morning person. So Earl, your predicament is embarrassingly familiar. I never begin my morning ablutions until after a pot of coffee and my eyes are semi-functional.
kathleenhicks62 almost 5 years ago
He looks worse than Crankshaft and Jermey’s dad in Zits without his shirt. And let me say this- looking at this first thing in the morning makes it on one’s retina ALL day-not a good thing.
anomalous4 almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of the 60s-era joke about the campus radical who was having a really bad day – he sprayed paint under his arms & then tried to deface a building with a can of Right Guard.
Glibster Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of the time on a field trip to the “big city” when we high school boys had a very late night out on the town. Early in the morning we were getting ourselves ready for the day’s FFA (Future Farmers of America) activities, when my pal accidentally put Brylcreem (hair dressing) on his toothbrush……
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 5 years ago
…a natural mistake. Sheesh, doesn’t everybody??
(He asked with an innocent face.)
MauiMia almost 5 years ago
My stomach hurts from laughing – shame on you, Otto!
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Oh, I put crud up my armpits!
JP Steve Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Wonder if this would work for Two Cows and a Chicken?
https://www.gocomics.com/2cowsandachicken/2019/05/08
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
I use deodorant after I shower. I brush my teeth before I shower. This helps keep things straight. Though not perfectly… It’s hell, getting old.
davetb1956 almost 5 years ago
So glad we don’t see Earl without his cloths on all that often.
daking27 almost 5 years ago
My doctor claimed another patient, an older woman, came to him complaining that she couldn’t hear out of one ear. He dug around, pulled something out of her ear, and said, “Ma’am, you had a suppository in your ear.” “Really? Where the heck is my hearing aid?”