Jack Ohman for April 12, 2019

They should all be red, though.

William bars none.

And then there’s, “My father was born in Germany.” What color is there for head-scratchingly, befuddlingly wrong?

Don’t forget: “I haven’t read the Mueller report. I won!”

Touche, by one of the sharpest minds in toonville. We don’t allow no mendacious pontificating here.

Considering that Barr thinks he’s “landing the plane”, ya gotta wonder if Trump next will claim to be the pilot of Air Force one…………

Nothing but lies from the Trump admin.

We need a very small balloon for the truth, he did say " I think the election is fixed", but did no say for whom.

Given trump gets his information from Fox News.. what else but lies and misrepresentations can you expect.

Also worth consideration as “Cartoon of the Year!”

Note that ALL the colors indicate falsehoods…

Meanwhile, did anyone else see Auntie Maxine Waters handling Mnuchin? LOL. He said he had a very important meeting and she should bang the “gravel” to let everyone go. Really? I hope a lot more Democrats get a hold of that gravel to bang soon.

Hit this one out of the ballpark, Jack. I’m glad you limited it to just a few examples otherwise my computer would have been overloaded downloading your response to all of his lies since 2016. A supercomputer wouldn’t be capable of handling all of the lies he’s told since he became a public figure.

What’s the difference between them all? All the labels/colors mean the same thing – falsehoods, lie, whoppers and so forth. It’s funny just to look at all the colors and realize that it doesn’t matter how Trump tries to color his words, they are all idiotic falsehoods, lies, half truths etc …

Maybe it would be best to give up trying to parse and catalogue the rich and varied nonsense that gushes forth from a vulgar talking yam and stick instead with Gail Collins’s simple mantra: Trump Is Wrong About Everything.

Anyone see Dan Rather’s tweet about fatso’s plan to dump illegals in “Sanctuary Cities”?

“There’s rightful outrage at the cruel plan to send immigrant detainees to somehow attack President Trump’s political opponents in so-called sanctuary cities. But judging from past practices, perhaps Mr. Trump just wanted a pool of workers closer to his properties.”

Coincidentally, the color code for “Compulsive Liar,” “Utterer of Falsehoods,” “Whopper-Dropper,” and “Flat-out Fibber” are all the same shade of pinkish orange.

Trump is a hate junkie, hooked on hatred.

Thanks Republicans!