Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 20, 2019

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    LeeCox  about 5 years ago

    Besides, it’s “smitten,” not “smited.”

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It that B.C’s Cute Chick in the lemonade stand?

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  about 5 years ago

    Whatever sells.

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    sceadugenga1  about 5 years ago

    Smitten

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    cubswin2016  about 5 years ago

    Lemonade is much cooler than smiting enemies especially when it is served by that woman.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Unless you want to be a toad, better offer the Wizard a glass…

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    docforbin  about 5 years ago

    And further down the road is Lucy Van Pelt with her psychiatric help stand. Get your five cents out, folks.

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    “When to Use ‘Smote’ and When to Use ‘Smitten’” from https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/smite-smote-smitten-smoted-smut-smit

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Location. Location. Location. Smiting enemies us usually thirsty work.

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    dragonbite  about 5 years ago

    Providing a valuable, and sustainable business!

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    tcayer  about 5 years ago

    Change your to “Kisses” and you’ll win!

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    blakerl  about 5 years ago

    AHA certified “No Enemies Were Harmed in the Making of This Cartoon”

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    Al Nala  about 5 years ago

    That girl’s an anti-smiter.

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    UlfPeterLangenbach  about 5 years ago

    Definitively not a good wizard. Not even good at grammar.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Still having a hard time believing those men would prefer to stand in Wiz’s line…

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    Ahuehuete  about 5 years ago

    She could up the ante with a new sign: “Cop a feel”

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    princesshickory Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Is this a Beyonce reference, to lemonade and enemies?? Just wondering…

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    wfhite  about 5 years ago

    With her looks, I’d go for the lemonade.

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    jdsven  about 5 years ago

    What are they both charging and how does it compare to the Van Pelt Psychiatric Services booth a few strips down?

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