The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 24, 2019

Hey, what’s the beef about using ketchup? I think it tastes great on everything :)

I put mustard on hot dogs, sandwiches and burgers, but sometimes I put A1 on burgers. I don’t even buy ketchup. Horrible stuff.

How can he set a record and still have time to put ketchup on them?

It is horrific that we still eat sausages when we know that they are done with the surplus entrails of animals.

If I did that, there’d be TWO chances to taste ’em.

Love ketchup, but on hotdogs? I grew out of that phase in grade school. #mustard #relish #onions

Hot Dog Creatures From Outer Space. They’re here to serve man! Literally!

Ketchup on hot dogs arguments get started whenever there’s an excuse. Do what you like; it’s not like putting ketchup on a steak. Personally, I put both mustard and ketchup on hot dogs, and I usually make my own mustard at home. If I had to pick one or the other, I’d go with ketchup.

It helps if the hotdogs themselves are decent quality. Hebrew National are the best; Nathan’s are okay.

NOT-SO-HOT-DOGS !

In my house, ketchup/catsup equals burnt food.

Normally, I’m not really a proponent of the death penalty, but for the monsters that put ketchup on hot dogs, I would make an exception.

And no mustard!

Those eating contests are disgusting. A waste of food.

#ketchupisforheathens

#ketchupisforcowards

The only good uses for ‘the blood of a thousand dead tomatoes,’ is for pizza and/or spaghetti sauces.

Ketchup on a hot dog should be banned.

What a wiener.

SACRILEGE!!!

That’s not ketchup! That is the BLOOD of a thousand tomatoes!

Ok. Maybe not a THOUSAND. But still, the blood of a couple of tomatoes.

Spicy mustard only on dogs…

Cat Soup!

Being a free spirit now, I no longer use condom-ints.

Spoken like a true Chicagoan, Scott!

Ketchup is proof of devolution.