Monty by Jim Meddick for May 05, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    It’s Wario!

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    I always wondered what work Dick Dastardly picked up after he retired from racing … ;-)

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    This could be a first. Monty was right!

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    SwimsWithSharks  almost 5 years ago

    There are people at my gym who fill their water bottle from the fountain and leave the fountain stream pointed towards the floor instead of into the bowl.

    Sociopaths.

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    nitromicro  almost 5 years ago

    Guy Fawkes’ great great grand nephew

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    ccomebacktour  almost 5 years ago

    Monty’s a BIG DRIP!

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    clayusmcret Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s just like the faucets in movie theater sinks. Never stand immediately in front of them or put your face over a fountain before trying a test spray.

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    FassEddie  almost 5 years ago

    The old chewing gum in the spigot trick. I used to do that. Just to *@#% with people.

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    jel354  almost 5 years ago

    So Calvin was right again about what he suspected from the adults against kids.

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    becida  almost 5 years ago

    That was funny!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The faucets over the sinks in the public Men’s room are even more twisted. They splash you where it looks like you’ve wet yourself!

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    Eric S   almost 5 years ago

    I had an interview at the L.A. school district in 2016, I went to get a drink of water from a drinking fountain and this exact scenario happened to me..except in my case the water shot in an arc about 4-5 feet high!

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    ron  almost 5 years ago

    At school, we learned to test the fountain before putting our face in the way. It’s a good life lesson for exploring anything new.

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    AndrewSihler  almost 5 years ago

    That happened to me in the Student Union on my first day at college, when I was feeling a little “fragile” already.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So… this is the truth!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When I was in high school, we had sinks where the water would run as long as you were stepping on a little button on the floor right beneath it. So every year on the first day of school, all the upperclassmen would walk over to the sink and whack it with the flat of a fist (while inconspicuously stepping on the button). And then the newbies would try the same thing (except for the button part, which they hadn’t noticed) but for some reason could never get the water to come out.

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    chain gang charlie  almost 5 years ago

    On one ship I was on, there was a ladder -" stairs" to you boots that had one step just higher enough than normal to make you trip and scrape your shins….

    Brilliant! My hat’s off to the wise guy who thought that one up!….Just remember 6th deck up , second – third step

    …..

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    It’s not paranoia when the World really is out to get you!

    Of course, one would expect Monty to attract the Evil Sociopathic Plumbers!

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    Kinda’ fills ya’ with fear of sitting on the toilets…

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    Andylit Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He was the janitor at our HS.

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