Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for April 04, 2019

What a secretive bunch of girls. Either that or they all just met.

Bring on the deodorant jokes.

Panel 1: Yes, I write about female superheroes…with BIG hands!

P1, Apparently, Nancy has never read any posts by Ellisburkes.

P2, How would I know, I just write it.

P3, Where is Mimi while all of this is going on?

Shut up and listen ,you might learn something . Look you future Stepford Wives , we all don’t have to look, think, and like the same things in all ŕeality

P1- Moss has no chance with this stone.

P2- those two in the foreground a getting awfully chummy!!!

This is a LOT of drama around a single preseason scrimmage…

“Coolness”???

I can’t find it. I thought it may be linked from robbiereport.com but that wasn’t working either.

“Let’s get out of the strip while we still can and all start youtube channels!”

“Wait, R&W, you write a strip about supposed high school sports? Does anyone read it?”…“yes, but only to mock it in the comments section”

p4 But I want 50,000

Linda to Nancy: That’s enough, Wonder Woman.

Wait. Why is she using Master Bader’s move in P3?

Alt Script: 1- I am officially announcing that I will be running for President of the United States as the 2020 Democratic nominee. 2- FOX NEWS WOMAN: Fox News ma’am. Do you really believe a Liberal, Socialist, Pacifist, Leftist like … 3. FOX NEWS WOMAN: OWWWW. MY EYE! CANDIDATE: HA! It’s my right you have to watch out for! Next question!

Whiz, I almost apologize…had I only known the depths to which things could plunge…