Close to Home by John McPherson for March 16, 2019

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    onespiceybbw  about 5 years ago

    It was so serious that Bleeb put down his bagpipes.

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    Strob Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Head for the hills, Penelope, there’s gonna be a flood!”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago

    You’ll feel just a little pressure, at first.

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    One of THE most painful of things (Or so I’ve heard).

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Okay, even if it isn’t real, I am thinking if the hospital administration had a sense of humor, that would be a great prop. Medicare with a sense of humor.

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    Boy, this procedure is really gonna suck!

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    J Short  about 5 years ago

    He finally woke up and realized it was just a pipe dream.

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    Rotary12 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Pretty much how I felt.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    At first glance, I thought this was going to be a liposuction comic.

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    kodj kodjin  about 5 years ago

    It ain’t over yet! Next; a nurse will come in and insert the largest urinary catheter they have!

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    You’re gonna feel a bit flushed.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Hi Dr. MickeyG! Hi Leojim! Hi Po’dawg! Hi Little Alien Dude! No Bleeb, this is not the water park! :)

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    Hippogriff  about 5 years ago

    Mine was too spikey to flush, to soft for the sonic jackhammer, so they went in, opened the kidney up, removed it, sewed the kidney back up, and I was back active four days later. The wonders of robotic surgery.

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    tinstar  about 5 years ago

    I’m up to about 12 or so, altogether. I have them in a bottle, and am thinking of opening an ugly jewelry store. I’m thinking, I should be able to corner the sympathy market! If you’ve ever wondered about having them, I suggest not requesting them! I personally guarantee, they are NO fun!

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