Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for March 21, 2019

A land line phone with a chord? Do you have to ring up Sarah to make a call?

Pictures of somebody else’s kids on the mantelpiece?

“You’re so sexy when you recite arcane scrimmage scheduling rules,” said no one ever.

Roaring fire in the fireplace. Must be great softball weather.

Janet? New character? Sam and Janet evening …

P1, Is that a euphemism, Mimi?

P2, Okay so the girl’s team will have to forfeit every win because of an illegal scrimmage but won’t get caught until after they win the state championship?

P3, Can’t wait to see Perfect Janet.

In all reality , with the girl’s softball team’s season fast approaching , a young team ,with a young pitcher and catcher and no " scrimmage " scheduled , Mimi takes time out of her day to call Janet and ask her about her blind date with Mopman .

I want one of those phones with a lightning-bolt cord!

P2: Gil Thorp stars in Double Indemnity

P4: When the call ended, Mimi crushed the phone with her vulture talon hand.

P4- Dammit Janet! Husband Brad bellows out to his softball coach wife. Dr. Frank-N-Furter, just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania approved this Icebreaker Tournament.

Alt Script: 1- WOMAN: Back it up gin-breath. 2- So you’re saying I should switch to vodka? 3- Hello? Al-Anon?

Can’t you scrimmage amongst your own players? Why give Janet’s team a preseason look at your team.

P2: Gil seems pretty with it, considering he’s drinking a highball