Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for April 11, 2019

Why do you care, Broomie? You look as good as you did 1440 years ago.

I want to never stop having birthdays.

Couldn’t you just die?

Couldn’t you just die?

Yes. I do.

Wonder if “The Cosmos” knew that today was my birthday and arranged this particular Broom Hilda to remind me to appreciate it?

Better a live dog than a dead Lion. Eccl 9:4 :)

I’ve been having anniversaries for 18 years.

No more birthdays Broomie? No more presents. Think about it.

May you have a Hundred more, Happy Birthday

At 1440 she decides to call it.. a tad late I would guess, most women stop counting at 38

I get that same reply when I wish I had been born rich instead of good looking.

My dear wife turns ….. today. (No way am I going to go any further!!!) [Or even mention this note.]

I don’t think that has yet happened to me, Broom-Hilda. I figure you’re a Special Case….