Close to Home by John McPherson for March 24, 2019

At $10 a pop, make sure you use both sides!

Don’t give them any ideas!

Isn’t there a bargain airline somewhere that charges you to use the restroom? Or is that story apocryphal?

I only need three sheets, one up, one down, and one to polish, so how much?

Name that show, anyone?

I bet that the ones with perforated sheets cost $20.

Sales turned out to be brisk, they were wiped out within minutes! You could say that airlines was on a roll and flush with new ideas on how to make money!

Good reason to fly Southwest. They are great!

I’m waiting for the pedals hooked up to the engine to save fuel.

At first look, I thought the name of the paper was “Scoot”.

One person should buy a roll and sell lengths of it for a dollar each…

I like flying. It is usually better than the alternative. Free stuff is a bonus. Once I get where I am going I will live high on the hog.

Don’t give them ideas!

HELP, HELP… Bleeb has accidentally locked himself in the overhead bin.

Wouldn’t surprise me. Just ask if a blanket is free and then, um…

And they have the consistency of sandpaper.

Pay toilets were declared to be illegal in California in the 1970 because they discriminated against women as men had access to “free” urinals.

I remember having to pay 10 cents for the right to pee at the Syracuse airport.

that and standing only

charge for use of the restroom will be soon

The cleanest public toilets I have ever seen were in Spain. But you pay, and there is an attendant, they give the job to older women who have no income, it is a form of welfare. So If you have to take pee in Spain just get used to some older woman waiting for you to finish to clean up.

Here I’ll take 10 sheets for a $1