Close to Home by John McPherson for March 17, 2019

That thumb… {{shudder}}

Maybe Bleeb can get in there and show Tom the way.

Too bad he wasn’t a Gerbil, he could have just used his GPS – Gerbil Positioning System!

He’s ratting him out.

I thought Tom was the cat and Jerry was the mouse?

My niece once gave her sister these directions. I memorized them. “Drive down the long road till you come to the biggest house in the world. Turn and drive for awhile”. I’m amazed to say these made sense to her sister and she reached her destination with no problem.

BLEEB ALERT!!! HE’S BAAAACK

Exactly why guys don’t like to ask for directions when they are lost. Because other guys give them the directions and we can’t remember them. Then we are lost and we look stupider.

I like the one about the farmer trying to give directions to the volunteer fire department. It went something like this…" go down Brown’s lane past aunt Sara Jane Tingles place and turn left at the first dirt road and it’ not the barn on the right it’s………oh hell it’s the only barn on fire! Hurry! ;o]

Take a left? Right? Wait! What?

I have a kind of intuition that I have relied on for years. I don’t know where it comes from. I can be driving in an un-familiar area and start to feel lost and I just seem to know where to turn. I’m afraid that one of these days; it’s going to fail me!

Don’t listen to him, he’ll only get you lost. He wants the cheese to himself.

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Top of the mornin’ to ya; My mother’s ancestors came from county Mayo!

watch out for my cat – she swallows mice whole with the tail sticking out of her mouth

Keep on one side. I’d say put a hand on a wall and do not take it off the wall as you follow the maze. You will get out.