Mike Luckovich for February 05, 2019

So it turns out that, surprise! surprise! Most of little Donnie’s time in the White House is “executive time” — the babysitters’ euphemism for little Donnie’s nap time, snack time, lunch time, play time, more snack time, more nap time, more play time and TV time where he can watch his favorite TV cartoon characters and, gee whiz, it’s almost as if they are talking directly at HIM! They make him feel so special!

(And on extra special days, he gets a very special play time with the porn stars and nude models or maybe even Daddy Putin will stop by.)

See (fake) “president” Donnie keeping so, so busy!

He’s such a big boy! He has a good brain! And words! He has the best words!

But when he gets naughty, tsk, tsk, Grandma Nancy puts him in a corner for a time out and NO WALL!

I wouldn’t even trust him with legos.

Who changes his Depends?

I dunno. I like this portrayal of him. Looks kinda cute. Who knew FOX & Friends were a pacifier?

Ah, so this is what he meant by “work on the wall has already begun”.

He’ll get so much “executive time” when he’s in jail.

The “Hello Kitty” Onesie is a nice touch!

Oh, no! He’s not sure where to put that block without Steve Doocy’s guidance. Quick – turn on the TV!

Sadly, this is MUCH MORE ACCURATE then almost ANYONE in the current “administration” would EVER care to admit… and fat-ass wondered why the ENTIRE United Nations was LAUGHING AT HIM!!!

Will he be in a highchair when he gives the State of the Union speech?

Little Satan glued all the blocks together so he could keep them for himself.

The House Intelligence Committee votes Wednesday on whether to turn over transcripts of Traitor Tot’s and Kushner’s congressional testimony to Mueller. This is when elections have consequences.

Democrats hold the majority. Mueller gets them on Wednesday.

Hope Hicks testified in front of the house intelligence committee, and then she resigned from working with Trump the next day. Did she lie? Did she know she was in trouble? She then went on to meet with Mueller for several days running. Her transcripts are getting turned over to Mueller on Wednesday. She had better hope that what she told the house intelligence committee matched what she told Mueller.

Technical note: The presidential portrait on the wall of the current resident would be of Andrew Jackson, not Abraham Lincoln.

This cartoon is a gross mischaracterization. He has his underlings build stuff in his office so he can kick it down.

Executive time = Sitting on his fat rear end watching TV, tweeting and making calls to friends.

Luckovich hits another Grand Slam!

The SOU will last 8 seconds, long enough for him to stand, say, “SNAFU” and leave.

Only I can fix it, snerk.

Nailed it, Mike!

As someone who has intimate knowledge of our great leader, I’ll have you know there are NO “Hello Kitty” p-jamas. Tele-Tubbies, yes.