This reminds me of a Terry Pratchett Discworld novel (I think it was “Guards! Guards!”) where he goes into hilarious detail about how miserable the little swamp dragons are, and how gassy they are, how a little sneeze can cause one of them to explode. He told it much better than I did. I highly recommend ANY Discworld novel, BTW.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
Apparently Blanch’s meatballs were a bit spicy.
TexTech about 5 years ago
I would think that with the stench of dragon gas, you wouldn’t need to ask.
drewhollan about 5 years ago
Next time ya git the urge, turn out the lights or shades, light a match and let’er rip. Methane gas in all of us.
littlejohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
Is that how one heats a house with natural gas in the Kingdom of Id?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
He is a Pooty Thang.
Strider Premium Member about 5 years ago
AOC isn’t going to like this comic strip today….LOL
jagedlo about 5 years ago
give him some Gas-X or something, then!
ptnjbrown about 5 years ago
It’s better to toot and bear the shame than to hold it in and bear the pain.
1953Baby about 5 years ago
Seem to be a plethora of, uh, bodily function jokes the last couple of days. . .the winter months are a fairly desolate time for ideas, I guess. . .
micromos about 5 years ago
Aurgk, we are destroying the planet! We need to save it, bottle it, burn it for energy use!
pcmcdonald about 5 years ago
I do not know why but I thought of Sinclair Gas.
Tentoes about 5 years ago
DON’T feed him PEOPLE food!
Teddy bear Premium Member about 5 years ago
Notice on a headstone let you win go free because that’s what killed me
retpost about 5 years ago
Letting him by the fire was a great idea,
blakerl about 5 years ago
According to the new green deal, he can no longer fart, not allowed. Humm? I wonder if that is why we have no dragons today? Ye Old green deal.
Al Nala about 5 years ago
Ya don’t know the HALF of it, Wiz!
montylc2001 about 5 years ago
well, now we have to ban dragons according to AOC.
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
That would save on chopping down logs.
LV1951 about 5 years ago
A blast from the passed gas!
Pedmar Premium Member about 5 years ago
This reminds me of a Terry Pratchett Discworld novel (I think it was “Guards! Guards!”) where he goes into hilarious detail about how miserable the little swamp dragons are, and how gassy they are, how a little sneeze can cause one of them to explode. He told it much better than I did. I highly recommend ANY Discworld novel, BTW.
Dr_Zinj about 5 years ago
The Incredible size-changing dragon, Henry the Flatulent!