Some of us prefer our chicks without dressing.
That’s just gross.
A chicken in a tube? I would think of a chicken rotisserie.
LOL x 100!
Chick on a stick? If this were in Thailand, there’d be peanut sauce on offer.
Chicken Strips. I will never read that on a menu again without this visual.
The guy in today’s Close to Home would definitely not have had this in mind.
Welp. Hope the crowd doesn’t start a cock fight…
Reminds me of an entry I composed a decade ago for the Bitter Valentine Haiku contest where I worked:
“Taste my breasts!” she cried.
“Lick my thighs!” My life’s great thrill:
Shopping for poultry.
Must be a dive bar that looks like an old hen. The club down the street has the young chicks.
LMAO! XD
Well, I guess chicken is off the menu for dinner tonight.
Strangely disturbing…..
This is wrong, just plain wrong ;)
Heh heh they all look the same gender.Yes. I see the eyelashes, pasties and heels on two of them…..still, roosters and hens don’t look the same. Hence same gender strip joint.
Did they pay for each feather removed?
I was planning on chicken for dinner.
Those are all homosexual roosters – no hens are present…this is a gay rooster strip ’perch’… not that there is anything wrong with that (wink – wink)
OK—I’m gonna have to break out the Brain Bleach here.
Chicken strips … clever. Made me laugh.
The more I look at this the harder I laugh
C’mon! Baste her! Baste her!
PICTO over 5 years ago
Some of us prefer our chicks without dressing.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 5 years ago
That’s just gross.
juncarlo over 5 years ago
A chicken in a tube? I would think of a chicken rotisserie.
amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago
LOL x 100!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Chick on a stick? If this were in Thailand, there’d be peanut sauce on offer.
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
Chicken Strips. I will never read that on a menu again without this visual.
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
The guy in today’s Close to Home would definitely not have had this in mind.
patiodragon over 5 years ago
Welp. Hope the crowd doesn’t start a cock fight…
The Brooklyn Accent over 5 years ago
Reminds me of an entry I composed a decade ago for the Bitter Valentine Haiku contest where I worked:
“Taste my breasts!” she cried.
“Lick my thighs!” My life’s great thrill:
Shopping for poultry.
PO' DAWG over 5 years ago
Must be a dive bar that looks like an old hen. The club down the street has the young chicks.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 5 years ago
LMAO! XD
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Well, I guess chicken is off the menu for dinner tonight.
adair55337 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Strangely disturbing…..
Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago
This is wrong, just plain wrong ;)
Thehag over 5 years ago
Heh heh they all look the same gender.Yes. I see the eyelashes, pasties and heels on two of them…..still, roosters and hens don’t look the same. Hence same gender strip joint.
Did they pay for each feather removed?
chief over 5 years ago
I was planning on chicken for dinner.
fredcalvin over 5 years ago
Those are all homosexual roosters – no hens are present…this is a gay rooster strip ’perch’… not that there is anything wrong with that (wink – wink)
rgcviper over 5 years ago
OK—I’m gonna have to break out the Brain Bleach here.
Chicken strips … clever. Made me laugh.
diane2220 over 5 years ago
The more I look at this the harder I laugh
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
C’mon! Baste her! Baste her!