P3 Hate to say it but it is time for Gil to Go!!! The developments in all of the sports he coaches have passed him by. Spoiler alert…that said, this campaign to dump him will spur Milford on to give him a multi-year contract extension and a big raise!!! Thus keeping us all riveted in fantasy land for years to come!!!
For GilPa to survive this billboard onslaught, he should retain the services of Knox Foley and sue for slander AND defamation of character. Initiating a counter marketing campaign led by Doyle Dane should Shamrock Shake things up.
P2- Playing the part of Robert Kazinski in today’s episode in Milford Masterpiece Theatre, a Quinn Martin Production, is the great Jerry Reed.
So obviously we all knew that this billboards thing would end up as an attack on Coach Thorp, but I don’t think we were prepared for how hilariously nonspecific the accusations would end up being. “Wait!” cried Robby, of the titular report dot com. “I just meant ‘save the kids from his half-assed coaching!’” But it was too late: just hours after the #pizzagate and #qanon crowds saw the billboard posted on Reddit, the doxxing swiftly followed, and the angry mob had burned down the Thorps’ house, Kelly’s travel agency, and, just be safe, Milford High itself.
Well, he was AWOL for over week not that long ago. Yet, in today’s “correct” society, The final Billboard will read: Council and educate Gil Thorp, but give him a participation trophy
You know if one was of such a mind as to want to criticize the artwork you could almost make the case that the sign hanger sure does have extremely long and skinny arms. What do you think Ms. Twill?
kdizzle over 5 years ago
Oh no he di’int!
chiphilton over 5 years ago
Kaz: You’re right, I don’t believe it’s taken this long for something like this.
Ravenswing over 5 years ago
Yep, our old friend Bobby Howry. Eeesh, ship him off to Wake Forest to be True’s loofah cleaner already.
chiphilton over 5 years ago
Wouldn’t Howry be about 21 years old? Those billboards would cost a couple of thousand dollars apiece. I can’t believe it’s him.
The Pro from Dover over 5 years ago
Bucky over 5 years ago
P3 Hate to say it but it is time for Gil to Go!!! The developments in all of the sports he coaches have passed him by. Spoiler alert…that said, this campaign to dump him will spur Milford on to give him a multi-year contract extension and a big raise!!! Thus keeping us all riveted in fantasy land for years to come!!!
TheBrownStarfish over 5 years ago
P1, All while stepping out of the car?
P2, You’re right, Kaz appears to be in a coma.
P3, But BStatWhiz, it’s already too late to save Gil’s kids.
Mr Reality over 5 years ago
P1 Kelly brakes , backs up and in all reality she runs me over again as I was stagering to the road for help .
bearwku82 over 5 years ago
For GilPa to survive this billboard onslaught, he should retain the services of Knox Foley and sue for slander AND defamation of character. Initiating a counter marketing campaign led by Doyle Dane should Shamrock Shake things up.
P2- Playing the part of Robert Kazinski in today’s episode in Milford Masterpiece Theatre, a Quinn Martin Production, is the great Jerry Reed.
Bluedarter over 5 years ago
SAVE THE KIDS? Did cuttersjock anonymously send some shower tapes to Billboard Boy?
James St. John Smythe over 5 years ago
That’s “State Champion” Gil Thorp.
wesmorgan1 over 5 years ago
The kid behind the billboards is either (a) a disgruntled pool boy, (b) the previously unknown (possibly illegitimate) son of Marty Moon, or © an agent for the Valley Conference Coaches Association.
NotGregEvans over 5 years ago
How much work is it to put up a basic website instead of a GoDaddy landing page?
kevinclark over 5 years ago
I’ve noticed Milford never wins championships anymore. Perhaps this is how they end the strip – fire Gil.
wmac8898 over 5 years ago
I would have went with FireGilThorp.com.
David Rickard Premium Member over 5 years ago
From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:
So obviously we all knew that this billboards thing would end up as an attack on Coach Thorp, but I don’t think we were prepared for how hilariously nonspecific the accusations would end up being. “Wait!” cried Robby, of the titular report dot com. “I just meant ‘save the kids from his half-assed coaching!’” But it was too late: just hours after the #pizzagate and #qanon crowds saw the billboard posted on Reddit, the doxxing swiftly followed, and the angry mob had burned down the Thorps’ house, Kelly’s travel agency, and, just be safe, Milford High itself.
twainreader over 5 years ago
Well, he was AWOL for over week not that long ago. Yet, in today’s “correct” society, The final Billboard will read: Council and educate Gil Thorp, but give him a participation trophy
jlefty74 over 5 years ago
Too bad that website address is ‘held’ by GoDaddy.com. I was hoping for an actual working website… :(
tcar-1 over 5 years ago
You know if one was of such a mind as to want to criticize the artwork you could almost make the case that the sign hanger sure does have extremely long and skinny arms. What do you think Ms. Twill?
Mr Reality over 5 years ago
5:30 AM Tuesday 1/8/19 ,In all reality , Houston we have a problem , today’s strip is unavailable !