Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 10, 2019

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    hangedman  over 5 years ago

    Dan’s making a mockery of his furniture.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    i guess it’s getting to be that time of year…

    you know… when a sudden burst of exuberance makes a guy do crazy things….

     

    Somewhere inside, Dan feels the pull of the season….

    yet a nagging voice says a somersault would be out of the question….

    He can throw caution aside, but not quite to the wind.

     

    So…. upside down it is…. on the nearest chair!

    He must heed the call of…. um… pardon me?

    Still Winter, you say?

     

    No, no…. just look at the floor.

    Deep inside that chair, it was obviously Spring time!

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Well, I suspect that Roger wasn’t exactly expecting it. Especially those springs, OW!

    Roger is a thrifty soul (sorry). He has had his soles replaced, and has taps on his heels. He must love those shoes. Too bad he is not standing on them.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    time to spring for a new chair

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “While you are down there, look and see how much change you can find, dear. We need to take the car to the carwash.”

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    I think this is more about the age of the person than the age of the chair.

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    rhpii  over 5 years ago

    The secret entrance to the club house is still a work in progress.

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    GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What one might expect from such a card.

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    whiteheron  over 5 years ago

    Might expect it, but that doesn’t make it fun. Which is worse? A spring up your nose, or up your…. Well, you know, what you sit on.

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    joefearsnothing  over 5 years ago

    If that piece of furniture were a little wider, this would be “Head over Heels in Love…..seat”! ;o]

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Better ideas spring to mind.

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    ChessPirate  over 5 years ago

    That is no longer an easy chair…

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    “Help!!! Help!!” “It smells like Dorthy”s butt in here."

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    Perkycat  over 5 years ago

    If I tried to do a handstand on a chair or anything else, I would expect a much worse out come……it would probably include a trip to the hospital.

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    pcolli  over 5 years ago

    “I wondered where that lawnmower went.”

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    Chris Sherlock  over 5 years ago

    It’s uncertain whether the cotton on the floor came from the chair or Dan’s head.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That’s going to hurt coming out..

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Sorry to interrupt with sad news…

    But Last Rose just asked me to post that she’s taking a break…

    Her husband, Dale, passed away this morning.

     

    Our hearts go out to you, Rose…

    Take care.

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