Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for May 02, 2020

that was easy

… you’ll have to air out your stinky gumholes.

And then, Violet ate the rest of the candy.

The sad part is that she’s right (voice of experience here)!

Caps, crowns, root canals, and dentures.

Then you can eat only the ones that stick together in the bowl of candies your grandmothers have!

And don’t forget the dentist…

And in those days dentistry was primitive by today’s standards, nightmarish ala “Marathon Man.” Pass the dental floss please (about which nobody was talking.)

I eat way too much candy (mostly chocolate) and drink way too much soda, but my dentist didn’t find any cavities the last two times I went (I go every year). But my doctor tells me I have NAFLD. Anything that has an abbreviation sounds really bad, but it’s basically that my liver is fat and has to go on a diet. Now I just have to figure out a way to make my liver go on a diet without me having to go on a diet. I wonder if Gafield could help me out.

His teeth will fall out, because he’s a young child

Are we missing a panel? Surely Violet was after the candy!

Yay, now she can have all his candy!

And Violet gets the candy.

He is such a sucker.

she just wanted the candy

Violet knows how to get the candy from people. Well, from Charlie Brown.

She should change her name to Hannibal