Earl is going to be the dude hanging from the kitchen light with a suicide note pinned to his chest, while Opal peers at it and mutters, “You misspelled ‘constant criticism’.”
Did you know Milk Duds got their name because they were meant to be perfect spheres, so when they turned out less than spherical, they were given a name to mark them as failures?
He should just apologize and offer her a milk dud. Because according to Sheldon Copper “Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.”
jagedlo over 5 years ago
Wouldn’t they get stuck in his teeth/dentures?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 5 years ago
MmmmnhmmNOmmhhhh.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
if he said yes while eating, she’d then chastise him about talking with his mouth full
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 5 years ago
He represents that.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
The box said Hersheys not Opal’s ……
The Old Wolf over 5 years ago
Earl is going to be the dude hanging from the kitchen light with a suicide note pinned to his chest, while Opal peers at it and mutters, “You misspelled ‘constant criticism’.”
mickjam over 5 years ago
For an old dude, he seems to have terrible nutritional habits.
dadoctah over 5 years ago
Did you know Milk Duds got their name because they were meant to be perfect spheres, so when they turned out less than spherical, they were given a name to mark them as failures?
flemmingo over 5 years ago
Not anymore! I’m finished!
eladee AKA Wally over 5 years ago
He’s not eating them anymore. They’re gone!
MRBLUESKY529 over 5 years ago
He should just apologize and offer her a milk dud. Because according to Sheldon Copper “Milk Duds, with their self-deprecating name and remarkably mild flavor are the most apologetic of the boxed candies.”
Linguist over 5 years ago
The first line of defense, act shocked and angry that someone would even think of accusing you,
swanridge over 5 years ago
“Not any more. Shall we move to past tense?”
swanridge over 5 years ago
PRODUCT PLACEMENT! SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING!
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Pull his dentures out and check them for caramel…
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Well, the title panel gave it away.
jeanie5448 over 5 years ago
lol, get stuck is minor, they will pull them out.
MrJM over 5 years ago
https://twitter.com/SirEviscerate/status/1055296712758169601?s=19
Katsuro Premium Member over 5 years ago
This joke was stolen from a tweet by SirEviscerate from October 24 last year.