Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 17, 2018

Sir were we ever off?

Law office?

The vast majority of corporations should be.

Santa’s moonlighting as a window washer.

They’ll just have to award themselves another big bonus to make up for the loss of Christmas presents.

Puzzle, this executive tries golf with a ice hockey stick and billiard balls? What must his company be like?

I have no doubt.

I saw an interview with Leno years ago. He talked about how Vegas has changed over the years. He said that the mob had a heart. Now it’s the corporations and they really don’t care, they just suck you dry

I thought Santa was owned by a big eastern syndicate?

Success is now officially naughty.

time to change our name

lenavid: not success, anyone can be successful. but how you got there…

“Dear Santa, It’s called ‘subsidiarity,’ a leadership best practice: learn to delegate such tasks, especially at this busy time of year for you. The elves might appreciate a break from the workshop to get out some.

A nice ‘Nebbish’ ending is all I want for Christmas."

Thank you."

The Oval Office (now let the hatred begin).

Ah, life at DNC.

Looks like a Wall Street hedge fund brokerage or big Pharmacy.

Ya think?

Most likely but possibly an investment bank.

I’ve never been on the naughty list!

I sense another hostile takeover in the works.

With greedy businesses and government, they’ll always be on Santa’s Naughty List.

…or maybe it’s just the dirty window Santa’s objecting to.

Meanwhile over at the DNC, …

You bet it is. As stated above, harming/exploiting someone else is off limits.