Of course not. He suffers from a parasitic infection that causes his nose to glow red to attract the parasite’s breeding host, which happens to be a large species of cat. Why else would it be a red dot?
Yes Rudolph is a mutant, and his self luminous nose is a new trait. His daughter Snowy radiates mostly in the ultra violet. She is involved with C.S.I. Xmas town. She can modulate that U.V. too handy at work.
In a previous incarnation, back in the 1970’s, I worked for the Santa Claus House in North Pole, Alaska. My job was tending the reindeer (really caribou, but…)I can safely and with great clarity state that their noses were flat, and greatly resembled a dog’s nose.
So to have a red glowing nose would have to be a fluke of the first order. I’d blame a bite by a radioactive firefly.
Strod over 5 years ago
Narwhals, Narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
’cause they are so awesome!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbby9coDRCk
You’re welcome!
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
Authenticated by Fox News.
Breadboard over 5 years ago
The Tubes …….. You are a fluke of the universe …
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 5 years ago
Redolf the rude-nosed reindeer
Had a very naughty nose,
And if you ever saw it
You would blush down to your toes.
All of the other reindeer
Teased till he broke out in hives,
They wouldn’t let poor Redolf
Anywhere near their reindeer wives!
Arbitrary over 5 years ago
Of course not. He suffers from a parasitic infection that causes his nose to glow red to attract the parasite’s breeding host, which happens to be a large species of cat. Why else would it be a red dot?
Prey over 5 years ago
He drinks!
MS72 over 5 years ago
Better Red than Dead
Yakety Sax over 5 years ago
The Original Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Cartoon – 1948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mosC4vuulmk
Claymation Christmas – California Raisins – Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs—phzj2TQ
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
I say it’s ‘cuz he’s lit.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
I’d accept the mutant explanation. After all, the Rankin and Bass special indicated he was born that way to normal parents.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Yes Rudolph is a mutant, and his self luminous nose is a new trait. His daughter Snowy radiates mostly in the ultra violet. She is involved with C.S.I. Xmas town. She can modulate that U.V. too handy at work.
FredCapp over 5 years ago
In a previous incarnation, back in the 1970’s, I worked for the Santa Claus House in North Pole, Alaska. My job was tending the reindeer (really caribou, but…)I can safely and with great clarity state that their noses were flat, and greatly resembled a dog’s nose.
So to have a red glowing nose would have to be a fluke of the first order. I’d blame a bite by a radioactive firefly.
Purple People Eater over 5 years ago
“He was speared by a radioactive narwhal”? Male reindeer lose their antlers in the fall. Rudolph is a girl.