If people were like hamsters, we’d spend all our time in boxes, have slivers of dead tree all over the place that we shuffle around all the time, drink from a big water bottle in the corner, and eat hard pellets of food that are given to us.
Yes, I work in an office, and there are bagels in the break room.
jel354 over 5 years ago
So the post holiday rush.
thebashfulone over 5 years ago
Or lemmings. . .
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
The people of Walmart.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 5 years ago
If people were like hamsters there would be fewer obese people.
Bill The Nuke over 5 years ago
At first I thought this was a Black Friday joke.
amaneaux over 5 years ago
If people were like hamsters, we’d spend all our time in boxes, have slivers of dead tree all over the place that we shuffle around all the time, drink from a big water bottle in the corner, and eat hard pellets of food that are given to us.
Yes, I work in an office, and there are bagels in the break room.
zeexenon over 5 years ago
Been on an busy expressway lately with the bumper-to-bumper wolf-packs at 85 MPH?
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
Funny how the trampled guy seems to like it.
Ren Rodee over 5 years ago
Stock market down, GM closing plants, inflation coming back, oh yeah the conservatives must be in charge. Trickle down this!
TazzTec over 5 years ago
If wishes were hamsters, then beggars would be at the proctologist’s office.
wiatr over 5 years ago
That looks like driving on the Surekill Expwy. @ 5 o’clock PM. Philly people will know what I mean.
Surly Squirrel Premium Member over 5 years ago
If hamsters were like people they would just sit on the exercise wheel texting while another hamster was waiting to use the wheel.
If you work out in a gym you know what I’m talking about. Don’tcha?