Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for March 11, 2019

“Zat iss not ma dogue”

“It’s not ‘my’ dog. That presupposes one can own another living thing. It’s just a dog that happens to live in the same house as me.”

I thought the punchline was “That’s not my dog”.

Yep. Typical Conservative…SPIN the heck out of what should be a simple response so that SOMEHOW it’s everyone ELSE’S fault!

“You said he doesn’t bite!” “What about her emails!”

Let me get this straight—

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A Neoconservative owns a Progressive dog that bites Libertarians?

“Dog” is repressive and offensive to our four-legged friends. They prefer “canine-american”.

“Oh, did I trigger you, Snowflake?”

Oh wait – did you say “DOG”? I thought you said “FROG”. My dog does bite – and he has rabies.

Once a veterinay assistant asked me if me cat bites. I said, “He doesn’t bite me, but I can’t guarantee he won’t bite you when you start poking and prodding him.

Preemptive strike.

I have a cat that sheds . . .

Self defense first.