Friend, either you’re closing your eyes To a situation you do not wish to acknowledgeOr you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicatedBy the presence of a pool table in your community . Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here in River City. Why sure I’m a billiard player,Certainly mighty proud I say I’m always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend With a cue in my hand are golden. Help you cultivate horse senseAnd a cool head and a keen eye. J’ever take and try to giveAn iron-clad leave to yourself From a three-reail billiard shot?But just as I say, It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to scoreIn any balkline game, I say that any boob kin takeAnd shove a ball in a pocket. And they call that sloth.
Get an audience to clap rhythm to a tune and by midway, the pace has picked up to runaway train speeds. I don’t have a theory as to why it happens, but most people I’ve ever met have no idea as to how music is constructed.. SMH…
Nachikethass over 5 years ago
I thought he was conducting the witness!
B UTTONS over 5 years ago
Friend, either you’re closing your eyes To a situation you do not wish to acknowledgeOr you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicatedBy the presence of a pool table in your community . Well, ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here in River City. Why sure I’m a billiard player,Certainly mighty proud I say I’m always mighty proud to say it. I consider that the hours I spend With a cue in my hand are golden. Help you cultivate horse senseAnd a cool head and a keen eye. J’ever take and try to giveAn iron-clad leave to yourself From a three-reail billiard shot?But just as I say, It takes judgement, brains, and maturity to scoreIn any balkline game, I say that any boob kin takeAnd shove a ball in a pocket. And they call that sloth.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 5 years ago
That is some major truckin’!!!
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
That is one thing that Matlock never did.
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Yes we got trouble, right here in River City.
J Quest over 5 years ago
Well, he had his marching orders…
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 5 years ago
Certain people can’t see a parade without thinking they should be the drum major.
unca jim over 5 years ago
Get an audience to clap rhythm to a tune and by midway, the pace has picked up to runaway train speeds. I don’t have a theory as to why it happens, but most people I’ve ever met have no idea as to how music is constructed.. SMH…
Charlie Tuba over 5 years ago
What do you get when you drop a piano on a marching band?
– A FLAT MAJOR.
celeconecca over 5 years ago
Ohio State’s drum major was the model for today’s strip.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 5 years ago
The Ministry of Silly Walks