Close to Home by John McPherson for November 03, 2018

Throw the cat out let it poop in the wild like God intended or trade it to use the toilet and you can flush it

You would have to be pretty old to have bought a car for less than $39. I’m 62. I don’t remember cars that cheap, and this guy looks half my age. I say he’s lying!

Yep. Needs conversion from hours worked.

My first car was a 1951 Buick Super that had been abandoned due to being stuck in a mud hole.

Shopping Hint…a little better than half of the $13 for a bucket of Tidy Cats is for the bucket. Buy it in bags.

Where did he buy his car, a police impound auction?!

A car for that cheap would have been in worse condition than the contents of the litter box they are refilling.

The bigger question is “does she care?”

that says more about the car than the inflation of the dollar

He must mean when he bought a Hot Wheels.

Hey, me too! My first car was a Model A Ford that I bought for $35 and towed it home. After I got it running I couldn’t drive it on the street because there was no title, thus no license plates.

Since no one has said it yet, Hi Little Alien Dude!! (Where is Impkins, who normally beats me to it?)

When you add-in the cost for the designer cat food, cats (and some dogs) are just as expensive as kids.

Add the vet bills to that you can own a Lincoln

I’d like to know where she bought a car for less than $39.

His car was less than $39? Did he even get it off the lot?