Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for November 09, 2018

Panel 3: “C’mon, kid. You can tell ‘The King’ about your witness protection lifestyle!”

Is the Joe Bolek storyline over? Maybe they lost their Obscure Movie Reference guide book.

P1, No coach, should I skip advanced calculus to yak with you?

P2, Would you believe Trace Pine Apartments?

P3, Well, technically I still in the Pine Trace parking lot in my dead car with my slow sister.

We…. Are…. Getting…. So…. Close…. the anticipation is killing me!

P4: Kaz- you live in Cpmplicated? Isn’t that about 10 miles west of Milford? Darn, you’re ineligible, we’ll have to forfeit that victory

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“Got anything pressing next period?”“Well, you know, I mean I have a class…”“Then cut it. Sure, you’ll get expelled and become ineligible for football, but since that’s what I want to talk to you about anyway, then it won’t make any difference.”

If he doesn’t live at Pine Trace, then he has no neighbors there.

“Got anything pressing next period?” “No, just World Geography.” “You can blow that one off. I do all the time.”

Of course it is… it always is…

P3- Yeah, that’s what Denise Richards said Tiki. She parlayed that into a short lived reality show.

Wow, if only they had thought of this clever tactic of asking him weeks ago, instead of all the speculation and wondering? And Kaz, you know, you could wait until lunch period, or the end of the school day, or, I don’t know, at practice to ask him this stuff, instead of pulling him out of class???? Milford, where your studies come last.

P 4: In a non-Milford setting, it would go something like “That’s where I live…my neighbors are mistaken, now please leave me alone. Talk to my parents if you got a problem”

P1: “no coach, but I wouldn’t mind pressing myself between that blonde and brunette over there”

So before this conversation, Kaz went to the Pine Trace Apartments with a photo of Tiki and started asking the people who live there if they know this kid. Being an assistant coach/world geography teacher is a lot more complicated than I realized.

P1- Whew, close call…the way Tiki is cowering, I think he expected Kaz to ask him to grab his loofah

P2- Somehow, Kaz and Moon are able to find Member’s Only jackets

P3- Is it possible that Kaz’s ’burns are longer than ever?

There goes the season…….I can see 8 forfeits on the horizon.

Is the dark-haired young lady the b-ball player that Bobby Adderal Howley unsuccessfully pursued a few seasons ago?

Kaz! You shouldn’t be asking students about their next periods!!!

Guy in panel one flashing a gang sign?