Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 23, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Dude, it’s rat Heaven. There’s no dead ends and all-you-can-eat cheese at the end.

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      over 5 years ago

    Their lives in Heaven is not amazeing at all.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 5 years ago

    Mice and rats go to The Big Maze in The Sky, not Heaven. Sorry. That’s just the way things are.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Hide and squeak.

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    Boy, some omnipotent being sure got the rat heaven wrong. Back to the drawing board.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    They give you a chainsaw instead of a harp.

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    But, at least, the cheese is really, really good!

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    Gary Fabian  over 5 years ago

    That’s not heaven, it’s hell.

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    Gary Fabian  over 5 years ago

    It’s made of clouds. no need to run the maze, just plow straight through. In one side, out the other.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    No wings to make it easy?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 5 years ago

    He really didn’t go to Heaven

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    No one said they were in heaven. Maybe they’re someplace else.

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