If Dad stops being Dad, does that mean he has to leave home? As far as I can tell, he’s the only one earning an income. Calvin hasn’t thought this through.
No wonder Calvin has such an imagination…both his parents seem to tell him to go away and not bother them….he needs some sort of companionship and mental stimulation…his parents don’t ever seem to play with him..
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Dad doesn’t mind losing. He already has a lobbying gig lined up with the Weiner Dog Breeders of America.
Macushlalondra over 5 years ago
Hey Calvin if you think you can find a Dad who’ll put up with you any better than your dad does, have at it.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
How does Calvin even come up with this paternal polls?
sirbadger over 5 years ago
Replace “Dad” with “President” and what Calvin says makes sense.
Charles Barr Premium Member over 5 years ago
I don’t think you can replace Dad in the midterm elections.
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
The position of Dad is for life, Calvin. There is nothing you can do.
Jeff0811 over 5 years ago
“If elected, I promise unlimited ice cream for everybody.”
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
But Calvin, what if Dad’s not joking?
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
If Dad stops being Dad, does that mean he has to leave home? As far as I can tell, he’s the only one earning an income. Calvin hasn’t thought this through.
TXPAScot. over 5 years ago
How about destroying that clipboard? (I know I’d like that…)
well-i-never over 5 years ago
I’m surprised Dad didn’t play along a little and come up with something a lot snappier. Either that or institute the new room rent policy.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 5 years ago
Dad’s delivery seemed a little flat but it’s never too late to learn a new skill.
YippiKiAyMofo over 5 years ago
This ain’t no democracy, kid!
sandpiper over 5 years ago
Dad could have flattened him with a question about taking a bath.
jjbarefoot over 5 years ago
Cold Fish? Come on, Dad, pick him up and give him a hug!
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Fatherhood is not a democracy. It’s a banana republic dictatorship. Until Mom gets home.
lagoulou over 5 years ago
No wonder Calvin has such an imagination…both his parents seem to tell him to go away and not bother them….he needs some sort of companionship and mental stimulation…his parents don’t ever seem to play with him..
Scoutmaster77 over 5 years ago
This comic strip never gets old! :-D
Wizard of Ahz-no relation over 5 years ago
dad never bother to ask who else is running “who else would want this thankless job?”
writerchristiandad over 5 years ago
If you don’t like that one, Take a bath and go to bed.
DJAO over 3 years ago
CALAMARIBTW BTW BTW IS DA BEST
DJAO over 3 years ago
CALAMARIBTW BTW BTW IS DA BEST
DJAO over 3 years ago
CALAMARIBTW BTW BTW IS DA BEST