Who knew drinking coffee could be so…so…so dangerous!!!! A lead apron?? The potential to be radioactive?? hmmmm employers won’t have to worry about workers falling asleep on the job….they’ll just have to worry about them vapourizing!!!!!
Only those that know little about coffee, would think that strong, rich coffee needs a hazmat suit to open the package. The hazmat suit is for BAD coffee, such as Community from Louisiana.
Sounds to me like you might want to run farther than that, Katy. Like maybe to the next planet. Would that be far enough? Maybe to play it safe, the next universe.
kfccanada over 5 years ago
Who knew drinking coffee could be so…so…so dangerous!!!! A lead apron?? The potential to be radioactive?? hmmmm employers won’t have to worry about workers falling asleep on the job….they’ll just have to worry about them vapourizing!!!!!
cholomanaba over 5 years ago
…just when I though there was no stronger stuff than the nuclear coffee….
Macushlalondra over 5 years ago
I didn’t think there was coffee too strong for me to drink but this would be.
Odd Dog Premium Member over 5 years ago
Is someone trying to take a run against Doc’s nuclear coffee for the strongest coffee title?
karmakat01 over 5 years ago
even more if you drink it, honey.
corpcasselbury over 5 years ago
Just what he needs: coffee strong enough to fight Godzilla.
Doctor Toon over 5 years ago
If it looks like my Nuclear Coffee and it walks like my Nuclear Coffee…
keltii over 5 years ago
I don’t see ACME written anywhere, so no coyotes are involved
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 5 years ago
Only those that know little about coffee, would think that strong, rich coffee needs a hazmat suit to open the package. The hazmat suit is for BAD coffee, such as Community from Louisiana.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside over 5 years ago
Please share, Adam. It does sound great, but I don’t know if I have a mug that can contain it.
Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Not cat crap coffee, not elephant crap coffee, but whale crap coffee.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 5 years ago
“I’m gonna run over to the next county real quick” is, for some reason, a hysterical line.
danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago
Good thing he opened the wrong box first.
bookworm0812 over 5 years ago
Sounds to me like you might want to run farther than that, Katy. Like maybe to the next planet. Would that be far enough? Maybe to play it safe, the next universe.